This diagram compares the size the shape of the penis bones of the following bear species: A) sun bear, B) Asian black bear, C) Andean bear, D) American black bear, E) sloth bear, F) brown bear, G) polar bear and H) the extinct Indarctos arctoides.
Credit: PLOS ONE, doi:10.1371/journal.pone.0073711.g001
"The juvenile black bear that was shot down from a tree in Schenectady’s Stockade neighborhood is in good condition and headed back to the wild, officials said this morning."
Imagine a life in which there’s always a jamboree, it’s always a sunny day, and no one ever troubles you for anything," said 46-year-old Cleveland native Charley Hale. "You never have to pay taxes, and all you really have to do is blow in a jug a few times, sing some dumb words, and happily smile away with your pretty animatronic girl bear at your side.
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