Tebow has come to expose something weirdly profound in our culture. This is America, circa 2012: 43 percent of the people who know about Tebow believe divine intervention is a factor in his success. African Americans (60 percent) and Latinos (81 percent) believe God’s hand is reaching down to create more perfect spirals for #15.
Exhibit A in the case of our failed education system.
Imagine a life in which there’s always a jamboree, it’s always a sunny day, and no one ever troubles you for anything,” said 46-year-old Cleveland native Charley Hale. “You never have to pay taxes, and all you really have to do is blow in a jug a few times, sing some dumb words, and happily smile away with your pretty animatronic girl bear at your side.
Oh, The Onion. One of my favorite fake surveys yet.
Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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